andrewhussiesbosom:

BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]

lastofthetimeladies:

finals week

fneals weix

nfels wix

nelft ix

netflix

grimyboy:

do you know when you talk to someone you like and you feel butterflies in your stomach? that’s the shaytan authibillah

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

tomlintum:

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

(Source: tomlintum)